The Bermuda Triangle
originally posted 8/17/09 on Gyantunplugged.com
Has another Bermuda Triangle been discovered right here is the good old US of A?
Wikepedia defines the Bermuda Triangle as:
“The Bermuda Triangle, also known as the Devil’s Triangle, is a region in the western part of the North Atlantic Ocean in which a number of aircraft and surface vessels are alleged to have disappeared in mysterious circumstances which fall beyond the boundaries of human error, piracy, equipment failure, or natural disasters. “
Hmmmmm, Bermuda Triangle aka Devil’s Triangle….. I love it. Researcher’s are questioning the existence of a very similar area along the southeastern seaboard because there have been several disappearances over the last few years and they’re wondering if there is a pattern. It seems that these disappearances are very similar or can be tied back to 1 of 2 people…….. Puffy or JD, Haaaaaaaaaaa! Ok, so these negroes have created their own “Devil’s Triangle” cus’ only the devil could destroy the careers of multi-platinum, seemingly very talented people and/or groups, lol!
Ok, before the Bad Boy Mafia or Ocean’s 5 and still counting (yall think they’re gonna’ add Bow Wow now, since he signed with Cash Money?) put a hit out on me, I don’t really think Puff or JD are the devil, they might be cancerous though the way they “eat up” a career, cus’ only cancer moves through and destroys something with such quickness, ROTFLMMAO! Translation: rolling on the floor laughing my mothaf*cking ass off! Really I’m kidding, serious still but joking non-the-less.
All I want to know is where the hell are the following people… Total, Faith Evans, Carl Thomas, Black Rob (update, Black Rob has a new video out, he looks rather crackish but sounds the same, EXACTLY the same, could this song be recycled from the Woa days), Gdep, Loon (we all recently saw loon dressed as the Taliban, does he know where Bin Laden is…I’m just saying we all know he ain’t got no publishing, Bad Boy artists don’t get that so is this Muslim act just a ploy to get close to the Taliban’s leader and collect the bounty on him from the US Government, hmmmmm.), Brooklyn Babs (what ever happened to her album), Ness (same as Babs), the 1st “Danity Kane-esque” group (what was there name again, they went multi-platinum) and the list goes on. The only artists that seem to withstand the “Devil’s Triangle” are Cassie (we know why she’s still around) and Dawn (could she be servicing Puff on the low? Pay attention Q, lol).
As far as JD is concerned Jagged Edge (ok, they signed to Slip N Slide, wtf?) I understand the need for money but JD could’ve put them boys back out, we have no male groups anymore. Brat (we all know she’s locked up for busting that chick with the bottle (I think she might’ve been high off of that last Rah Digga album, she was up in the club “party & bullshit” and then she “beat that b*tch with a bat” okay, bat, bottle same ish!) Come to think of it JD hasn’t really had that many actual groups/people signed to SoSo Def but if you can do wonders for Usher and Mariah and they’re not even on your label, why didn’t you look out for what should’ve been your bottom b*tches?
Moral of this post: Just some funny shit but I think artists need to be VERY CAREFUL when traveling between, in or around the NYC- ATL, Bad Boy – SoSo Def area because people’s careers are disappearing there!
K.I.M
